me myself & i

shiro was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work.

One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Watts, when she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway.

she yelled at Watts, "Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!".

Watts looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the window! It's raining like hell out there.".

Mary cried, "If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us! ".

So,Watts grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window.

When he landed outside he found himself in the running along side the others, only he was still in the nude, carrying his clothes on his arm.

One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?".

Watts  answered, while gasping for air, "Oh yes, it feels so free having the air blow over your skin while you are running. ".

Then another runner asked, "Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?”

Watts  answered breathlessly, "Oh yes, that way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car to go home.”

Then another runner asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?”

Watts answered, "Only when it rains.”

Mwaganu wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and  asks for his opinion on this question.

After consulting the Bible, the priest says, " My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is  therefore not permitted on Sundays."

Mwaganu thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" So he  goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and  experienced in this matter.  He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath!

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years’ tradition and knowledge. In other words, he goes to a rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question,

then states, " My son, sex is definitely play."

Mwaganu replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?"

The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it."